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Yep, I brake for a clean escape
and beat myself into fighting shape
It’s hell not knowing what to flex
as I prep and launch into a hex attack
And make a self-fulfilling prophecy defining every state I'm in

If you swear to be everywhere
I’ll set the pace to the dogged chase
and take the baton, no looking back
another time around the track

And I have almost got your back on Bubblegum Row

It's a scream, put your tongue in cheek and
make a scene. Hangin' man is
dealt from the bottom of the deck
So pay respect to the hometown ref
“Chance is slim,” said to him
on a sliding scale or biting nails
or any other state I’m in

Run run run from the bridal army, run
On a scale of one to ten I think I’m gonna throw up
on the sun
But I’m still learning how to live


from Just the Right Phantoms, released December 3, 2013
Drums played by Tony Mendoza and recorded by John V. Forbes @ Frogg Mountain (Chicago IL)
Trombone by Troy Martin



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The Feature Creeps Providence, Rhode Island

Rhode Island-based The Feature Creeps is homemade rock by Tom Vale of Chicago's The Nurse Novels, ElvisBride, and Let's Get Out of This Terrible Sandwich Shop.

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